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![]() 08/17/2020 at 23:12 |
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No. We never do. The only thing that changes is the size of the toys.
![]() 08/17/2020 at 23:13 |
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Not plannin on it
![]() 08/17/2020 at 23:17 |
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Hah, no.
![]() 08/17/2020 at 23:18 |
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That is SO awesome...
“Imagine Joe’s surprise as t he Cat Excavator began to lift off the ground...”
![]() 08/17/2020 at 23:19 |
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Apparently not, and I’ve been told that it is something of a problem that I should attempt to correct through incremental lifestyle changes sustained over time, and something else I wasn’t really listening to, because The Munsters was on.
![]() 08/17/2020 at 23:19 |
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Im makin neeeeerrrrrrrrrrr noises.
![]() 08/17/2020 at 23:21 |
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I’d be in the cockpit going Weeeeeeee!!!
![]() 08/18/2020 at 00:02 |
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No, and I hope I never do.
![]() 08/18/2020 at 00:03 |
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I don’t understand the question.
![]() 08/18/2020 at 00:05 |
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Every man is still a twelve- year old boy inside, there are just varying degrees of how freely we embrace it.
![]() 08/18/2020 at 00:13 |
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No. As exe mplified by a routine by the late great D ave Allen, in which he exemplified the difference between men and women. I’m misquoting hopelessly f ro m memory, but it basically went like this:
N ow the greatest sport I’ve ever heard of is airplane bowling, in which you toss bowling balls out of a light aircraft at old cars parked on a runway.
When I talk about this t o a woman, the response is always “W hy would you do that?”
When I talk about this to a man, the res ponse is always “W here can I do that?”
![]() 08/18/2020 at 00:16 |
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In be fo re obvious res ponse:
I don’t know. I can’t find any reference on the interweb. M aybe he made it up, or maybe the powers that be decided it was excessi vely fun dangerous. If it’s the former, there’s a business opportunity there for someone - I’d pay for a go.
![]() 08/18/2020 at 00:31 |
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It’s the SFW version of Rule 34: If it exists, there’s an immature way for guys to have fu n with it .
![]() 08/18/2020 at 01:01 |
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I think a friend of mine said it pretty well... “I’m a kid when I can be and an adult when I have to be.” Adulting is merely the thing you have to do so you can afford to play, right?
![]() 08/18/2020 at 05:11 |
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Only insofar as we develop enough
empathy as we age that
we don’t hurt anybody but ourselves while playing with our
increasingly
powerful toys. Maybe find a way to safely
include our
significant other or kids.
![]() 08/18/2020 at 07:33 |
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Negative Ghost Rider, pattern is full.
![]() 08/18/2020 at 08:04 |
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Nope. We don’t grow up, we just grow older. That, and our toys get bigger and more expensive.
It's good to be a guy.
![]() 08/18/2020 at 09:30 |
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Nah. The toys just have bigger engines.
![]() 08/18/2020 at 09:34 |
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![]() 08/18/2020 at 09:35 |
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Nope, I don’t , and no, I won’t!
That GIF is amazing
![]() 08/18/2020 at 12:49 |
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Airplane go burrrrrr.